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TEZOS PEPE BAKERY (it's a cult)
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The Plan
Tezos Pepe Bakery is a $PEPE fan, privately operated bakery. Started with the private funds of a community member, the bakery's goal is meeting new frenz, sharing memes and sending the Tezos Pepe tokenomics to the moon! $PEPE .
Tezos Pepe Bakery although owned and operated privately, doesn't mean we don't listen to our frens! You will not find a cult.... I mean a group of people that are better frens. Frens deserve transparency, frens deserve the full thruth, frens deserve funny memes and good mornings. Before staking or delegating with Tezos Pepe Bakery, our frens should read our Tezos Pepe Bakery policy, you can reed write frens?
The Choice
I will make this even easier for you frens. You really only have two choices. If you want to keep living the way you are living, and are happy with the status quo, then take the "red" pill.
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Pepe thinks maybe his frens may be looking for a little something more. Maybe you want new exciting frens, maybe you want to be rich! Take the "green pill" to be instantly trasported to the cults... I mean followers headquarters! Warning there is no coming back from this choice frens!
"This war won't be won with bullets and dollars. Memes are going to win us this war. Those who control the memes, control the Tezos $PEPE.
Soon we will drop the mother of all MEMES (MOAM) and this will all be over. "
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- General Pepe Peplayus-
"Click on the pill, to make your choice!"
Tezos Pepe Bakers Policy
"Please just reed the rulz frens!"
• Tezos Pepe Bakery is owned and operated by a rookie baker, he is actually pretty pathetic but since he has the private seed phrase, he is my fren!
STAKING with TPB
• If you stake XTZ with Tezos Pepe Bakery, the rewards are paid out automatically via network protocol, this 5% fee currently goes to the operational cost of the baker.
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• If you choose to stake you earn more rewards, but your funds have an associated slashing risk to them. In the rare event a "double baking" event occurs and your staked XTZ are slashed, in no event will either party be liable to the other for any incidental or consequential damages. By using Tezos Pepe Bakery you agree to "absolve Tezos Pepe Bakery of all liability." We will also not be liable for any missed rewards whether staking or delegating for any reason. With that said our baker operates with a single ledger, I do not anticipate a slashing event. No minimum XTZ requirement to stake.
Delegating with TPB
• Tezos Pepe Bakery has maybe the most unique delegation policy of all bakers, if you search TZKT explorer you may see that we don't accept delegations, that is because we don't reward in XTZ but $PEPE token.
• If you choose to delegate to us, please see the fee schedule for percentages.
• Rewards are paid first 5 calendar days of each month for the month prior, paid in relation to XTZ staked. Stake more XTZ, earn more $PEPE in rewards!
• The minimum amount for delegation is 50 XTZ, if you have less you can still delegate to get air dropped NFT's etc but won't earn rewards.
• When you delegate with TPB you will not earn XTZ rewards. XTZ rewards are swapped for Pepe token at the current market rate at the time of swap.
• Any questions about your rewards etc. feel free to contact PEPE below. I will never ask for your seed phrase etc. You can share your PUBLIC address as shown on TZKT explorer.
Home of TezosPEPE GOOSE
TezosPEPE Goose is a meme coin created by the Tezos Pepe Bakery. It was created as part of an Etherlink promotion for the website organic growth. $GOOSE quickly gained community and popularity. It quickly rose to the #1 marketcap token on Organicgrowth.WTF. The bakery and the community continues to grow $GOOSE coin. Our hope is $GOOSE becomes the number one shitcoin on Etherlink! Click below to visit organic growth where our token is tradeable.
